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    ...your wife chooses your benefits and insurance options for you.

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    Default Is what it is

    When your watching tv and some one starts welding on the show your watching and u put your hand up to shield your eyes . My kid laughs her butt off when I do .

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    Too many pages to remember who submitted it or if it's even here. The funniest one I heard was: Someone walks by and says "You're on fire" You reply calmly "I know."

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    My variation on that is: It's so !@#$%^&** cold that I catch fire, know it, but don't put it out right away cause so far, it feels good!

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    Default You might be a weldor if....

    YMBAWI: ... you ask yourself "I wonder who's cooking. Smells like BBQ." before you feel your fingers burning.

    ...you have been threatened with divorce if you buy one more welder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osar View Post
    YMBAWI: ... you ask yourself "I wonder who's cooking. Smells like BBQ." before you feel your fingers burning.
    And you get a hot bb stuck in your finger and bite it out it tastes like chicken...Bob
    Bob Wright, Grandson of Tee Nee Boat Trailer Founder
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    Birthplace of the Silver & Deming Drill
    1999 MM185 w/185 Spoolgun,1986 Thunderbolt AC/DC
    Spool Gun conversion. How To Do It. Below.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKweldshop View Post
    the Electric Company is always calling you up asking how you keep using up so much electricity....
    This just happened to me after a big welding job.
    The electric company said that I used more electricity than 100 of my neighbors.
    When I weld you can see the electric meter spin rapidly.

    Don

    Miller Thunderbolt
    Smith Oxyacetylene Torch
    Miller Dynasty 200DX
    Lincoln SP-250 MIG Welder
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    You reach out and make sure every bottle you walk by is off without thinking.
    MM 185
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    Spoolmate 3035
    Victor Journeyman Oxy/Acet set

    Life Member D.A.V.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osar View Post
    YMBAWI: ... you ask yourself "I wonder who's cooking. Smells like BBQ." before you feel your fingers burning.

    ...you have been threatened with divorce if you buy one more welder.
    A wife who seeks to limit welder intake is a problem, cut your losses. Tell her she gets full custody of the kids, you get the dog and full visitation rights anytime you like, I'll give you a ride to your mothers. Your things won't fit on your broom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 64Trvlr View Post
    You reach out and make sure every bottle you walk by is off without thinking.
    What weldor? That's a father thing!

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