You might be a weldor if....

[artworksmetal]

YMBAWI : You break for lunch. You don't remember putting ketchup on that sandwich in your hand. Then you casually realize that your bleeding again.

[Ultrachop]

YMBAWI---you pick up a new striker and chipping hammer every trip to the LWS and then when you can't get the seat to move in the truck you find the last ones!!

YMBAWI-if you use the OA torch to find your soap stone that "must have fell out of your pocket behind the steel rack?

YMBAWI---if you use the cup and cork off your stanley as a plasma cutter guide!

YMBAWI----If you were offered a job as a beach lifequard and you turn it down cause you have a Fab job that you started and you are determined to finish!!

Tim

[On fire most of the time]

You've been fixing a crack in a friends transmission bellhousing overhead, before feeling the wonderful sensation of molten aluminum brush past your genitals.

You've finished a weld on the roll cage you were fitting to a miata, before squirming around like a worm on a fish hook, trying to get the spatter out of your welding leathers.

You've ever been set on fire from grinding sparks, after finishing your welds unscathed.

You look like you changed skin colors after grinding all your welds flush with the base.

You can no longer go to a car show because you tear the welds on the displays apart more than you look at the cars.

You forget that you are on a time limit at the library, and almost miss posting this.

[kbraby]

YMBAW if you try to convince your wife that the rust stains in the driveway enhance the value of the home, just like a professional stain job..

[metalmeltr]

YBAWI You were changing tires at a friends house on some farm equipment with a 1/2" breaker bar and after trying for a while you think D@mn I wish i had a torch with me

[jhwelder]

If you have done the one footed hop from the hot sparks that fell into your boot and down between your toes.

[Tee2]

you analyze the welds on everything while shopping whith the girlfriend..

.... If you say Girlfriend???? What's a girlfriend??????

[mcostello]

You can still count to 21 but around 19 of them have been burnt or blistered.

[FusionKing]

YMBAWI....you actually know which parts of your body you have not branded yet. And after 37 years I am down to one..... (my @$$hole) And I ain't kiddin'

[metalmeltr]

if you have a torch an the kitchen table