It's early. Early even for an old man.

We're flying out of DFW 7:30 this morning. We lay over in Detroit and then catch a duck or something for the ride to Appleton. There we get to meet Miller Marketing and the other finalists.

Anyone wanna take bets on who's the oldest?

I came to be back in the critical part of human history when we had just discovered mixing dirt and water gave us mud. Mud was so cool. Cooler than peanut butter even.

Yeah, I'm nervous.