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    Default You Might Be A Mechanic If

    Post your might be a mechanic jokes here.

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    Default You Might Be A Mechanic If

    You have more scuffs on your knuckles than Band-aids in your first aid kit.
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    you can read a book about bolts and find it riveting!
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    You have hand tools on your night table.
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    10 reasons to reasons to date a mechanic

    1: Their always lubercated

    2: They can keep a strong foot hold

    3: Strong hands and arms

    4: They can easily lift various size and weighted objects

    5: Wear protection when needed

    6: Knows how to get right down and dirty

    7: Gets it done and makes sure its right

    8: Double checks to see if everythings right

    9: Knows more than one way to get the job done

    10: Won’t leave half finished

    11: Persistant worker

    12: Doesn’t care if they get caught doin something

    13: Can easily get into tight places

    14: Works well with pressure

    15: Flexible

    16: Know how to handle their tools

    17: They will help fix their girlfriend’s car

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    Durring world history you are studiing Greece and your immediate thougt is I wonder if I need to grese the berrings on the boat.

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    You can look at a bolt a quickly tell if its domestic or metric thread...AND... if the pitch is course or standard. OK, and yes in those rare instances mention you may have to get a thread guage out because its either very fine or a machined thread. (been a mechanic for over 30 years, everything from doing VW Air Cooled motors to Turbocharger Conversions on Ferrari's)

    I Love the previous post of the top 10, a copy has been printed and will be framed on my wall. Thanks SMac

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    Default "You Might Be A Mechanic If..."

    Quote Originally Posted by metalmeltr View Post
    Durring world history you are studiing Greece and your immediate thougt is I wonder if I need to grese the berrings on the boat.
    ...Do I really need to comment about this?

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    You shave your head to save time washing the grease and crud out of your hair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishy Jim View Post
    You shave your head to save time washing the grease and crud out of your hair.
    I do shave myheadbutI never thought about that beifit though

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