i did a boat rescue before .
we had our cooler tied off and thrown in the water because of game warden/cops on the lake, and dum dum was a no knot tying mother f**ker
so he put it back in the and heard a klunk and saw the rope floating .so i dive in and start looking for beer. and i found it..... on the bottom of course
i was the hero of the day
i just had to save the precious aluminum
true story.

Wow, is that redneck beer, or WHAT!!!!!!!