A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something
> terrible is happening and I have to talk to you
> about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man
> replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very
> surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man
> then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's
> poisoning me. What should I do?" The Rabbi then
> offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see
> what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week
> later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to
> your wife...spoke to her on the phone for three
> hours. You want my advice?" The man said yes, and
> the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."