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    Lets take another break and have some fun. How do you catch a polar bear? Tell me how and I will disclose the answer a little while later. I heard this one from a co-worker yesterday and found it quite funny.

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    Catch him in the shower?
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    • #3
      I'm not sure.

      But I know how to scare a bee,,,,,,

      You sneak up behind it and yell, "Boo-Bee".

      ..
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      I doubt we'll see either of their likes again".

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      • #4
        You cut a hole in the ice. Put some peas around the hole. When the bear comes to eat the peas you run up and kick him in the ice hole. Or something to that effect.
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        • #5
          Charlie got it. I also like Winger Ed's about how to scare a bee. Here's another one. "Friends are like buttcheeks, there's usually crap between them but they always stick together!" I just heard that one last night.

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          • #6
            ok im new to this sight but ill go along with these jokes so heres mine
            1 ok you are in a cement cube
            6 sides no windows or doors
            theres a table and a hand saw inside
            how do you get out ?????

            2 you are walking through the woods in a blinding snow storm and you come across a cabin and you need to get warm. you have 1 match in your pocket
            when you get into the cabin you find 1 a gas stove 2 a lantern 3 a fireplace.
            the question is what do you light first ??????

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            • #7
              ok, i don't think i'll ever be in a concrete cube with a table and a saw so i'll answer the 2nd.


              if there is any booze in the cabin i'll get myself lit first. if there ain't no booze, i guess i'd light the match first.

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              • #8
                When you say "catch" do you mean dead or alive? I think I could kill a polar bear
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 50bmgshooter View Post
                  ok im new to this sight but ill go along with these jokes so heres mine
                  1 ok you are in a cement cube
                  6 sides no windows or doors
                  theres a table and a hand saw inside
                  how do you get out ?????

                  2 you are walking through the woods in a blinding snow storm and you come across a cabin and you need to get warm. you have 1 match in your pocket
                  when you get into the cabin you find 1 a gas stove 2 a lantern 3 a fireplace.
                  the question is what do you light first ??????
                  Can`t answer #1
                  Answer to #2 is "THE MATCH"

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                  • #10
                    yes it is the match


                    still looking for the ans. for # 1

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                    • #11
                      If it only has sides, couldn't you jump on the table and over the side?

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                      • #12
                        your in a cube

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