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  • SkidSteerSteve
    started a topic You might be a weldor if....

    You might be a weldor if....

    Ok, time to take a break from the technical stuff and have some fun. Let's see who can come up with the funniest (yet, probably true) way to finish that statement. There will be a prize......ok, not really, but it sounded good. Have fun with it. SSS


    Here's mine:

    ....you constantly have a "sunburn" from your bicep to just above your wrist.

  • Old trucker
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    You can't figure out what that burning hair smell is until someone tells you your beard is on fire

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  • Oldgrandad
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    Really, I never even saw her until a non welder looked at the picture and pointed her out.

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  • MAC702
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    The cute chick in the miniskirt on the other side was just a coincidence, honest!

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  • Oldgrandad
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    Look at the welds shoot, I took pictures of the hand rails during a cruise I went on, so I could show the other welders at work when I got home. My wife said WHAT ARE YOU DOING shook her head and walked away from me.

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  • dondlhmn
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    Originally posted by racebronco View Post
    you analyze the welds on everything while shopping with the girlfriend..
    Yeah...Wife, so no girlfriend here (at least that's what I tell my wife), but I can't go ANYWHERE without looking at welds...Big truck and trailer beside me at the stop light, the rails in the stairwells anywhere/everywhere I go, the metal chairs in a restaurant.....MAN, I've just GOTTA LOOK! We have one restaurant here in the Reno area that has 1/4" hot roll plate supported by 1/4 wall (I think) square tubing as dividers between the urinals....Of course that is all stitch welded together......HEAVY DUTY!!

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  • Anarchy61187
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    Originally posted by Metjunkie View Post

    Amen to that! And if anyone knows a sure fire way to get rid of those rust stains on concrete, I'd love to know what it is.
    Google RID-O-RUST it's to keep iron stains from forming, mainly used in irritation systems, but they make a rust remover as well and works pretty good.

    You might be a welder if your 8 year old daughter can pull off better welds than some grown men.

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  • Oldgrandad
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    When you go on a river cruise in France and you take pictures of the hand rails on the boat because the welds are so good.

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  • Metjunkie
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    ....when you're showing someone how to run a bead and they are using the only hood available and you nod your head for the hood to come down, only to realize you're not wearing one.

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  • ryanjones2150
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    ....when you road rage, you imagine yourself welding the other driver's face to the hood of his car.

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  • muleman47
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    If you wonder aloud how many amps your heated truck seat has...

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  • old jupiter
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    Originally posted by rocksolid View Post
    If you have to explain to people that navy
    Jelly is not a bread spread.
    Rock, it's a brand-name, Naval Jelly. Takes care of any rust on your bellybutton. Which, with the way some of us use side-grinders, could actually be an issue.

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  • Metjunkie
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    Originally posted by Ironken View Post

    Would a muriatic acid solution do it?
    I've read that muriatic acid has good results, I just haven't got around to trying it yet.

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  • Ironken
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    Originally posted by Metjunkie View Post

    Amen to that! And if anyone knows a sure fire way to get rid of those rust stains on concrete, I'd love to know what it is.
    Would a muriatic acid solution do it?

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  • Ironken
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    Originally posted by old jupiter View Post

    haw, that's too funny, the first time i've heard anyone point it out.

    For me, it's that no woman has ever understood why i don't care about my living arrangements, that all i ever wanted was a crappy little bachelor pad with bachelor-grade (free hand-me-down) mis-matched furniture, etc., . . . Sitting upstairs on top of a gigantic fully-equipped shop!!
    exactly!

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