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    Ok, time to take a break from the technical stuff and have some fun. Let's see who can come up with the funniest (yet, probably true) way to finish that statement. There will be a prize......ok, not really, but it sounded good. Have fun with it. SSS


    Here's mine:

    ....you constantly have a "sunburn" from your bicep to just above your wrist.
    Bobcat 250, MM 210, Syncrowave 180, Spectrum 375
    Cat 242B Skid Steer, Challenger (Cat/Agco) MT275
    1 Thessalonians 4:11-12

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    ...your clothes catch on fire more than once a day

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    • #3
      You pick up a piece of steel that you just welded.
      Don't ask me to do a dam thing, I'm retired
      Miller Syncrowave 250
      Linclon Idealarc sp 200
      Thermodyne Econo-pak50
      Victor O/A tourch.

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      • #4
        Your hood has holes all around the chin and weighs more than when it was new.

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        • #5
          You run around with a striker attached to your belt loop.
          Gone But Never Forgotten!

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          • #6
            ...if you paint everything blue by default.

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            • #7
              if you use more burn ointment than the local ER.
              thanks for the help
              ......or..........
              hope i helped
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              feel free to shoot me an e-mail direct i have time to chat. james@newyorkmetalart.com
              summer is here, plant a tree. if you don't have space or time to plant one sponsor some one else to plant one for you. a tree is an investment in our planet, help it out.
              JAMES

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              • #8
                might be a welder if....

                When asked what you do for a hobby - you reply that you "melt metal" and golf. When pressed for an explanation - cutting, grinding, forming, and joining metals is fun. TIG, MIG, Stick, Plasma, Oxy are the tools for my metal hobby - as is my Driver on the golf course.

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                • #9
                  Your kitchen oven mitts are the first use for your new welding gloves...then they move to the shop.......(and yes, I'm single, but they work so much better than those traditional cooking mitts...besides, they're clean! they don't move to the shop until later)
                  Bobcat 250, MM 210, Syncrowave 180, Spectrum 375
                  Cat 242B Skid Steer, Challenger (Cat/Agco) MT275
                  1 Thessalonians 4:11-12

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                  • #10
                    huummmm i might gust have to try that.
                    thanks for the help
                    ......or..........
                    hope i helped
                    sigpic
                    feel free to shoot me an e-mail direct i have time to chat. james@newyorkmetalart.com
                    summer is here, plant a tree. if you don't have space or time to plant one sponsor some one else to plant one for you. a tree is an investment in our planet, help it out.
                    JAMES

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                    • #11
                      You think welding cap is formal dress at a black tye event.
                      garthswelding@aol.com trail blazer 301g with all the fixins:delta band saw dewalt chop saw craftsman drill press, sp-135 mm251 spectrum 375 suite case mig, tig w/hi freq. one welding truck.

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                      • #12
                        Your dogs like to hang with you in the garage, you put them in the house 'cause you're going arc & spark. They don't make autodarkening hoods for dogs - do they?

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                        • #13
                          You might be an OLD welder if...

                          ...when God said "let there be light" you said "cover your eyes."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SkidSteerSteve View Post
                            Your kitchen oven mitts are the first use for your new welding gloves...then they move to the shop...
                            Good to know I'm not the only one! I even got a friend using them in her kitchen!
                            Syncrowave 250DX
                            Millermatic 250X
                            Hypertherm PowerMax 1100

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                            • #15
                              you analyze the welds on everything while shopping whith the girlfriend..

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