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  • You might be a welder if people at circle k think you do drugs becuase of all the scars and red burns on your forarms and you tell them after they look at them 3x its ok im a welder hahaha
    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts

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    • When you find out you shield isn't covering your beard! Pewww!

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      • You might be a weldor if....

        You might be a Weldor if. .......... If you have ever cooked a three course meal in a rod oven... You might be a Weldor if ....... A bottle catches on fire and you calmly walk over light your smoke then turn the valve handle off ........ You might be a Weldor if ........... You have ever drug up before lunch then been fired before quittn time and ended up getting a raise at a bar and fired your old boss before 9 o'clock break next day ... Gotta love the awelfield .......... You might be a welder if you .........have ever asked someone at a shutdown in a strange town , in the same sentence where to find a church or some crack cocaine ...... Lol true story . You might be a Weldor if you ....... Have ever flown into a remote job site with a 50# toolbox and flew home with a knack box fully loaded ......... You might be a Weldor if you've ever handed your helper a shovel in order to give you ground clearance to roll a weld out....... You might be a welder if ..... You have ever hired on a job and collected your travel pay and drug up before you arrived for a better one ..... Or hired on a traveling job just to get a free hunting or fishing trip out of the deal of course having no intention of ever striking an arc ......... You might be a Weldor if you've....... Made 150,000 in a year but still only had a Lapco khaki shirt a weld cap a Chevy pickup and a travel trailer to your name .

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        • You might be a weldor if....

          ^^ lmfao

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          • You might be a weldor if..........

            you burn your warts off before tossing that rod stub.
            Syncrowave 200
            Millermatic 252
            Spoolmatic 30A aluminum gun
            Miller Spectrum 625 X-Treme
            Maxstar 150 S
            Miller Bobcat 250
            Sketchup 8 Pro

            Two big fire extinguishers

            "I'm a slow walker, but I never walk backwards" - Abraham Lincoln

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            • You wear the one good pair of black carhartts you have left to a wedding, hopeing its to dark for anyone to notice!

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              • You Dr asks you to roll up your sleeve to check your pressure, and you automatically start explaining your not a drug addict.

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                • Your 12 pack of keystone comes out to $8.15, you tell the lady you have the 15cents and dig in your pocket, all you find is some chipped off flux!

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                  • You laugh and start day dreaming about all the scratches and dents you find on your truck, and get pissed at the ones your wife did!

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                    • Have no time to do laundry, so you dig through the hamper smelling all your socks. When you find two good ones , your like Sweet!

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                      • Your buddy who hasnt worked in two years tells you how hot it is, and you smack him!

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                        • You might be a weldor if....

                          it doesn't bother you to be handed a sizzling hot plate in a Restaurant...

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                          • You might be a weldor if....

                            Read this from start to finish this was awesome I wish I had something to contribute with but nothing that hasn't been said thanks for the good read and keep it going guys

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                            • You might be a welder if you tell your girlfriend to hand you a rod in your sleep

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                              • You might be a weldor if....

                                YMBAWI.... You try and flip your auto-darkening hood down when it's already down...

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