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    This thread is dedicated to all that is not welding or is but cant be mentioned elswhere...

    so heres something to think about:

    Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? I'll never understand...

    Its all hallows eve, and there are spooks about everywhere. There are also supermen on motorcycles, evil spidermen in highschool,some balerinas that cannot dance , the odd angel, and lots of demons..

    I even saw a few really cute bunnies... I felt like asking them if they wanted a carrot....

    If I dont go out as a sign guy tonight, I'll be sure to dress up like a pig.
    hehehehehe....
    Will it weld? I loooove electricity!

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  • #2
    ha ha ha ha we should park on parkways and drive on driveways. wow thats deep lol lol. you've put some thought into this. ha ha ha ha ha I never thought of it, thanks for the insight.
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    • #3
      Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

      Why is there braille on a drive-up ATM???

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      • #4
        Hahahahahahaha!!!

        That brail thing is great! Hahahahha!!! once you drive up to find the brail on the ATM, you can then continue with your transaction. Simply follow the qeue's on the screen.....Hahahahahaha!!!

        If you were to add up all the miles driven by all the cars since the beginning of the 20th century, How far have we collectively driven? Are we anywhere near Alpha Centauri....yet.? (4.3 light years away and our next nearest galaxy)
        Will it weld? I loooove electricity!

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        • #5
          ha ha ha ha ha ha you guys have way too much time on your hands. thats hilarious TS-Off-Road.
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          • #6
            Why does a woman wear one bra............ but a pair of panties?
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            • #7
              Undisputed Champion?

              If some one is an undisputed champion, then what's all the fighting about?

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              • #8
                why monte55? lmao, just like a pair of glasses.
                Last edited by Dustyhaze75; 11-02-2007, 12:27 PM.
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                • #9
                  braille

                  On I-70 in KS there is a a rest area with the obligatory braille signage. What is the sign directing you to? A scenic overlook!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by nourider View Post
                    On I-70 in KS there is a a rest area with the obligatory braille signage. What is the sign directing you to? A scenic overlook!
                    Maybe it describes the scene?

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                    • #11
                      Yeah, like "To your left is THE state tree."

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                      • #12
                        can you make a grilled cheese sandwich with cottage cheese?

                        what about the Xilophone... If youre a musician and this is the intrument that you play..AND if you get kicked out of your country should it then be called an exilephone?

                        Are you a fire bug??
                        I think that anyone that likes to make sparks MUST be a pyro....I know that I am...
                        Will it weld? I loooove electricity!

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                        horizontal 7x12 bandsaw
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                        pooper scooper (2nd most used...)

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                        • #13
                          Why yes, yes I am a firebug gave my parents fits and gray hair. No I have not grown out of it, just found a trade that I could burn stuff and get paid to do it. I thought I was the only one who noticed the braille on the atm and the vending machine.

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                          • #14
                            Oh i see said the blind man to his naked wife as he picked up his hammer and saw

                            What?!?!?! theres braille on ATM's?!?! I'll have to go look, I've never seen that before.....!
                            Will it weld? I loooove electricity!

                            Miller 251/30A spool
                            Syncro200
                            Spectrum 625
                            O/A
                            Precix 5x10 CNC Router12"Z
                            Standard modern lathe
                            Cheap Chinese mill that does the trick... sort of...
                            horizontal 7x12 bandsaw
                            Roland XC540 PRO III
                            54" laminator
                            hammer and screwdriver (most used)
                            little dog
                            pooper scooper (2nd most used...)

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                            • #15
                              I often wonder about this...

                              If Helium is lighter than air, why do helium tankers need axles?

                              If you are driving 1 mph under light speed, would your headlights just creep out in front of you?

                              Why is it called a tooth brush instead of a teeth brush?

                              Why is there a scenic overlook in Dodge City KS that overlooks a feed lot????

                              Why is it hair is singular and plural? Hairs brush?

                              On the drive through's there is a sign in small letters that says braille menu available at window...How are they going to see that???? And why are they driving???

                              Points to ponder for ya!!

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