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  • #91
    Like Ron White (Blue Collar Comedy tour) says, "You can't fix stupid!"
    Bill

    Miller Bobcat 225

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    • #92
      Send the new kid on a chase for the raised mesh stretcher as I told him that I cut the mesh one inch to short. Took about 1/2 hour before he came back swearing a little. Our shop is 3 building together plus one across the road.
      Welding shop, steel shop, machine shop everybody knows about the stretcher chase.
      So he goes to 1 guy and this guy gave it to the other that left it across the street with the other guy and so on. Always a blast

      I wouldn't call the guy not so bright, it is very easy to get fooled when your young and learning. LOL

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      • #93
        We had a kid fresh out of school that knew everything ...we had a bunch of plate to cut and he wanted to do it. I passed him the torch, he's looking at the lines and trying to figure something out (could see the wheels turning). Then he asked me which to turn on first the O or the A. I just looked at him and told him that I thought he would have learned that in school. He said he couldn't remember, to which I replied, "ever light air on fire?" (I know air is 78% Nitrogen, but that wasn't the point). He just looked blank. So I told him to just turn on one and try to light it, when you find the one that produces a flame, that's the right one. He lasted a week .
        Synchrowave 180SD
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        • #94
          Sorry, Monte; lotechman and enlpck have it right.

          en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_current or just Google something like "electric current flow".

          (it's not one foot per second, however!)
          Last edited by seattle smitty; 04-29-2010, 01:17 PM.

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          • #95
            Originally posted by seattle smitty View Post
            Sorry, Monte; lotechman and enlpck have it right.

            en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_current or just Google something like "electric current flow".

            (it's not one foot per second, however!)
            Don't get your post
            Nick
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            • #96
              Oh, well. I don't get why you don't get my post, but I should have stayed out of it . . . I'm usually out of it in any case

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              • #97
                Originally posted by seattle smitty View Post
                Oh, well. I don't get why you don't get my post, but I should have stayed out of it . . . I'm usually out of it in any case
                lotechman and enlpck have it right. What are you talking about?
                Nick
                Miller 252 Mig
                Miller Cricket XL
                Millermatic 150 Mig
                Miller Syncrowave 200 Tig
                2-O/A outfits
                Jet Lathe and Mill
                Jet 7x12 horz/vert band saw
                DeWalt Multi Cutter metal saw
                Century 50 Amp Plasma Cutter
                20 ton electric/hydraulic vertical press
                Propane Forge
                60" X 60" router/plasma table

                www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTu7wicVCmQ
                Vist my site: www.nixstuff.com
                and check out some of my ironwork and other stuff

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by monte55 View Post
                  lotechman and enlpck have it right. What are you talking about?
                  Looks like he is refering to comments made on August 11, 2008 starting at post #71. I was confused (Edit: by the comment) as well.

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                  Last edited by bluejay; 04-30-2010, 06:46 AM.

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