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  • You Might Be A Mechanic If

    Post your might be a mechanic jokes here.
    This is an automotive discussion forum that has some great infromation

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    You Might Be A Mechanic If

    You have more scuffs on your knuckles than Band-aids in your first aid kit.
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    • #3
      you can read a book about bolts and find it riveting!
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      • #4
        You have hand tools on your night table.
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        • #5
          10 reasons to reasons to date a mechanic

          1: Their always lubercated

          2: They can keep a strong foot hold

          3: Strong hands and arms

          4: They can easily lift various size and weighted objects

          5: Wear protection when needed

          6: Knows how to get right down and dirty

          7: Gets it done and makes sure its right

          8: Double checks to see if everythings right

          9: Knows more than one way to get the job done

          10: Won’t leave half finished

          11: Persistant worker

          12: Doesn’t care if they get caught doin something

          13: Can easily get into tight places

          14: Works well with pressure

          15: Flexible

          16: Know how to handle their tools

          17: They will help fix their girlfriend’s car

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          • #6
            Durring world history you are studiing Greece and your immediate thougt is I wonder if I need to grese the berrings on the boat.
            This is an automotive discussion forum that has some great infromation

            www.autobodytoolmart.com/shoptalk

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            • #7
              You can look at a bolt a quickly tell if its domestic or metric thread...AND... if the pitch is course or standard. OK, and yes in those rare instances mention you may have to get a thread guage out because its either very fine or a machined thread. (been a mechanic for over 30 years, everything from doing VW Air Cooled motors to Turbocharger Conversions on Ferrari's)

              I Love the previous post of the top 10, a copy has been printed and will be framed on my wall. Thanks SMac

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              • #8
                You wash your hands before you go to the bathroom
                A Failure To Plan On Your Part,
                Is Not An Emergency On My Part!

                When you build something Idiot Proof..
                Someone builds a better Idiot!

                Scott S.
                Jasper AB
                Canada

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                • #9
                  "You Might Be A Mechanic If..."

                  Originally posted by metalmeltr View Post
                  Durring world history you are studiing Greece and your immediate thougt is I wonder if I need to grese the berrings on the boat.
                  ...Do I really need to comment about this?

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                  • #10
                    You shave your head to save time washing the grease and crud out of your hair.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by TS-Off-Road View Post
                      ...Do I really need to comment about this?

                      Hmmm....remember that discussion a year ago about "gearheads"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by FusionKing View Post
                        Hmmm....remember that discussion a year ago about "gearheads"
                        I don't recall that discussion.
                        I was just poking fun. I couldn't really come up with a funny quip about "You might be a mechanic if.." in relation to knowing how to spell.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Fishy Jim View Post
                          You shave your head to save time washing the grease and crud out of your hair.
                          I do shave myheadbutI never thought about that beifit though
                          This is an automotive discussion forum that has some great infromation

                          www.autobodytoolmart.com/shoptalk

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                          • #14
                            You have a pile of broken stuff, that your convinced, you can repair and actually save money.
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                            • #15
                              When some one asks "Can you put this together?" you take it as an insult.
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